Unfortunately, it is impossible for me to skip work today. So I can't participate in today's Day Without Immigrants. However, I can do the next best thing and initiate the Day Without Foreign Words.
For one day, this Day Without Foreign Words, I shall struggle to write and talk using only bland American English words. By doing so, I will highlight how people from other countries have enriched America and its language throughout our history.
I urge you to join me in this effort. Today, we can honor the struggle and the enterprise of our compadres by...
Oh, merde on a baton rouge.
Today's FOCR: "Wooly Bully," Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs