Five O'Clock Rock

From the Mess-with-Your-Headlines:

Despite the fact that over 60 percent of Americans were led to believe otherwise, President Bush denied today that he ever made the connection between a "Hertz donut" and something edible.

Critics of shoulder punches rubbed their bruises and swore they'd try it on someone else. Like Lieberman. No, he'd take forever to get around to asking for it. Dean. Yeah, Dean. He looks like he'd like a nice "donut." Heh heh. Ow.

Today's FOCR: "Won't Get Fooled Again," The Who, Who's Next