The 7 Habits and/or Toiletries* of Highly Effective People
* As evidenced by the briefcase left on our garbage cans.
7. Being Proactive 6. Old Spice Red Zone Body Wash 5. Dollar-store Febreze knock-off 4. Putting First Things First 3. Literature of Bill W. & Top rolling papers (tie) 1. Begin with the End in Mind...But if You're Caught Mid-Alley-Defecation, Forget the Briefcase and Run