Wednesday, January 23, 2008
...But I Heard the Hook Was on His Foot
One more strike against everything I learned on the playground.
I always thought that Van Halen was famous for requiring their backstage bowls of M&Ms be filled only with green ones, due to their purported aphrodisiac qualities.
Turns out, idiot, the backstage rider wasn't "all green ones," but rather "no brown ones." And the reason, at least according to Diamond Dave, was a totally practical one having nothing to do with making Teacher hot(ter).
Perhaps it's time to revisit my phobia of eating KFC at the drive-in.
Nope. Still too scary. (SHUDDER) KFC.
Today's blow to childhood conventional wisdom delivered by allmusic.com.