I admit grudgingly that there is something worse than a bicycle thief.
A thief on a bicycle... who steals a three-million-dollar cello you left on your porch.
Yet I am conflicted. For I am a fan of the thief who scores AND still has time for the funny:
The grainy video shows the thief pedaling away with the silver cello case under his arm, then has the sound of him crashing into trash cans before getting away.Don't forget the screeching cat. [GLEEFULLY KNEADING HANDS] There WILL be a screeching cat, right?
Today's FOCR: "Cat Scratch Fever," Ted Nugent, Cat Scratch Fever