Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Doughnut Chain to Cat: "It's Just You and Me, Mr. Fuzzers."
Krispy Kreme announced
a first-quarter loss, and blamed the Atkins diet for its problems.
Feeling really bummed, Krispy Kreme then went home. It got into sweatclothes, and ate a bunch of itself.
The next day, swearing new resolve, Krispy Kreme decided to go on the Atkins diet.
Then Krispy Kreme remembered that was the problem in the
. So it went home and ate more of itself.
And then it cried.
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