Tuesday, December 11, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock (Episode 47)


It was a day and/or night like no other. One I will remember 'til the day and/or night I die.
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Intro
The Day I Tried to Live / Soundgarden
Today / Smashing Pumpkins
The Day that Curly Billy Shot Down Crazy Sam McGee / The Hollies
The Night Chicago Died / Paper Lace
Turn-Down Day / The Cyrkle
Tuesday, Oct. 24th / Clem Snide
A Big Day In The North / Black Grape
Papa Was a Rolling Stone / The Pioneers
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia / Vicki Lawrence
December 1963 (Oh, What A Night) / Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons
Saturday In the Park / Chicago
Such A Night / Clyde McPhatter & The Drifters
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down / Joan Baez
The Day They Sold Beer In Church / Norman Greenbaum
Nobody Told Me / John Lennon
Eve Of Destruction / Barry McGuire
This Friday's Mix: Days of Infamy

Friday, November 30, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock (Episode 46)


Okay, this takes some background.

Way back, there was this scene that my friend Kit and I always talked about putting into a screenplay. It was basically a real conversation of ours. The scene would have gone something like this:

INT. CAR
J is driving. KIT is shotgun. On the radio, Sam Cooke's "What a Wonderful World" is in its final chorus.
KIT: What a perfect song. Just perfect. Sam Cooke, right?
J: Yep.
KIT: Man, whatever happened to him?
J: He was shot outside a motel office, wearing nothing but a trenchcoat.
KIT: JESUS. Really?
J: Mmm-hmm.
On the radio, Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On" begins to play.
KIT: Nothing bad happened to Marvin Gaye, did it?
J: Shot.
KIT: Damn.
J: By his own father.
KIT: Fuck!
KIT reaches over and turns the radio dial.
KIT: Them?
J: Singer, car crash.
KIT changes the dial again.
J: Car.
Again.
J: Car.
Again.
J: Plane.
Again.
J: Drowned.
Again.
J: Can't remember. Something with vomit.
Again.
J: Drowned in vomit.
KIT turns off the radio.
KIT: Okay. The one song that will cheer me up, no matter what's wrong. (INHALES) Please, please tell me that, somewhere, the theme-from-"Maude" guy is a fat happy grandpa.
J: Fell out a window.
There is silence.
KIT: (POINTS) That bar up there.
J: Sounds good.
EXT. CAR
The car exits the freeway.
KIT: But then we're sleeping it off in the car.
Sorry. It's just been that sort of week. Not to mention how I felt myself age by writing that I have used a car radio with dials.
FOCR_046_WhateverHappenedTo


Intro
Big Houses / House Of Freaks
I'm Free Now / Morphine
#1 Hit Song / Minutemen
Ticket Tulane / Silkworm
Trouble / Little Feat
Ballad Of Big Nothing / Elliott Smith
Things Behind The Sun / Nick Drake
New Year's Prayer / Jeff Buckley
You And Your Sister / Chris Bell
That's Where It's At / Sam Cooke
When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You / Marvin Gaye
You've Got A Friend / Donny Hathaway
I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song / Jim Croce
Let's Get Lost / Chet Baker
Loving You / Minnie Riperton
Don't Cry / J Dilla
This Friday's Mix: Whatever Happened To?

Thursday, November 29, 2007


Do This, Don't Do That/Can't Yuu Read the Sign?


Magic Cleaners

This picture, it's hilareus.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Word of the Week


Se•cret Han•ta

(n.) The process of swapping viruses at holiday gatherings, usually done anonymously.
    I think Cousin Earl must have had me for Secret Hanta. I remember seeing him sneeze into the cider.

Friday, November 09, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock (Episode 45)


All the better to rock you.
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Intro
What Would Wolves Do? / Les Savy Fav
The Wolf Put His Mouth On Me / His Name Is Alive
The Grandmother Wolf / Pretty Girls Make Graves
Teenage Werewolf / The Barbarellas
Hungry Like the Wolf / Duran Duran
Wild Flower / The Cult
Run With The Wolf / Rainbow
Werewolves of London / Magnolia Electric Co
Little Red Riding Hood / Sea Monster
Clap for the Wolfman / The Guess Who
Hillbilly Wolf / Link Wray
The Howling Wolf / Lightnin' Hopkins
Let The Wolves Howl At The Moon / Super Furry Animals
Full Moon / The Kinks
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (Part 2) / Jimmy Smith
Prenez garde au grand méchant loup / Django Reinhardt
This Friday's Mix: What Big Teeth

Friday, October 26, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock (Episode 16)


This is something of a repeat, but it's new to the podcast. So don't drive yourself crazy asking which came first.
FOCR #028 No Two Alike

Intro
Chicken Payback / A Band Of Bees
Mansize Rooster / Supergrass
Chicken Little Was Right / The Turtles
Chicken Pox / Booker T. & The M.G.'s
Memphis Women and Chicken / Dan Penn
Chicken Shack / Charlie Musselwhite
Chicken Shake / Stereo MC's
Chicken / Devendra Banhart
Chicken Grease / D'Angelo
Do the Funky Chicken / Rufus Thomas
How Funky Is Your Chicken / Jackson 5
Sweet Rhode Island Red / Ike & Tina Turner
Egg Man / The Beastie Boys
A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off / The Magnetic Fields
Want Me Cock / Owen & Leon Silveras
Chicken Talk / Yma Sumac
This Friday's Mix: Chicken!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007


When Character Limits Go Really, Really Wrong


The Audactiy of Ho

Friday, October 19, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock (Episode 44)


What do toddlers and job seekers have in common?
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Intro
(I Don't Want to Go To) Chelsea / Elvis Costello
I Don't Want to Lose You / The Smithereens
I Don't Wanna Face It / John Lennon
I Don't Know What I Want / The Raspberries
I Don't Ever Want to Come Down / The 13th Floor Elevators
Don't Want To Know If You Are Lonely / Hüsker Dü
I Don't Want To Lose You Yet / Eddie Spaghetti
I Don't Want To Get Over You / Mary Lou Lord
I Don't Want to Know / Nils Lofgren
I Don't Want Love / Dan Hicks And The Hot Licks
(I Don't Want To) Hang Up My Rock And Roll Shoes / The Band
I Don't Want to Know / Fleetwood Mac
I Don't Want To Spoil The Party / The Blazers
I Don't Want to Kill Anymore / Chan Poling
I Don't Want You On My Mind / Bill Withers
I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire / Ink Spots
This Friday's Mix: No, Thanks!

Friday, October 05, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Making like a tree and getting out of here.
Five O'Clock Rock: Bye Now
Intro
Modeling Sucks / Handsome Boy Modeling School
I'm Settin Away / Fu Manchu
Gonna Leave You / Queens Of The Stone Age
Color Me Gone / Girl Trouble
Goodbye To You / Scandal
Auf Wiedersehen / Cheap Trick
Goodbye Again / The Iguanas
Call It a Day / The Raconteurs
Never Can Say Goodbye / Isaac Hayes
…And I'm Out / Galactic w/ Mr. Lif
Moving / Supergrass
Gone For Good / The Shins
I'm Bound to Pack it Up / The White Stripes
Kyle Quit The Band / Tenacious D
Over The Hills And Far Away / Led Zeppelin
Drift Away / Dobie Gray
This Friday's Mix: Bye Now

Friday, September 21, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


The definitive infinitive.
Five O'Clock Rock: That Is the Question

Intro
Cruel To Be Kind / Spacehog
Made To Be Broken / Soul Asylum
Right To Be Wrong / Delbert McClinton
Got To Be Someone / The Waco Brothers
Ways To Be Wicked / Lone Justice
Nothing To Be Done / The Pastels
Never To Be Repeated / The Long Blondes
Fun To Be Happy / Love Tractor
Got To Be Free / The Rulers
Soon To Be Large / Charizma & Peanut Butter Wolf
Free To Be Freaks / The Freak Accident
Born To Be Hit / The New Duncan Imperials
Born To Be Bad / Carl Mann
Happy To Be Here / Todd Snider
Hard To Be You / The 88
Touched To Be Sure / Robert Pollard
This Friday's Mix: That Is the Question

Friday, September 14, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Okay, so, I got an iPhone. I began the day of the price cuts swearing I'd never do it, but after five minutes of trying one out, I had to do it. It's the mapping. Maps and directions on demand are crucial for someone with a notoriously bad sense of direction like mine. I get lost constantly, but I can totally grasp where I should be if I can just see it. Now I'm totally set.

Unless I lose the iPhone.
FOCR A Bit Lost
Intro
I Got Kinda Lost / Chris Bell
Lost In the Supermarket / The Clash
Finding My Way / Rush
Can't Find My Way Home / Styx
There's No Way Out Of Here / David Gilmour
Is This Where? / Mission of Burma
Lost Highway / Hank Williams
Turn Around / Carl Perkins
Side O' The Road / Creedence Clearwater Revival
Too Late to Turn Back Now / Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose
Will it Go 'Round In Circles / Billy Preston
A Place Nobody Can Find / Sam & Dave
There's A Break In The Road / Betty Harris
Love Map / Lyndon
Farther On Down The Road (You Will Accompany Me) / Taj Mahal
Where Could I Go But To The Lord / Jesse Fuller
This Friday's Mix: A Bit Lost

Friday, August 24, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Seventeen years ago tomorrow, I was at Stevie Ray Vaughan's second-to-last show.

The van ride up to Alpine Valley was cramped. We sat way back on the lawn, relying on the video monitor to see anything at all. Wedged between Robert Cray, Jeff Healey and Eric Clapton, the Stevie Ray set wasn't nearly long enough. The drive back that same night was a long one. I think I wound up sleeping away most of Stevie Ray's last day on earth, just to recover from the trip.

But I would pay twenty times what I paid for that show to see it again. At these rates, you understand, all I ask for is a slightly more comfortable ride. Seventeen extra years aren't kind to the knees or ass.
Five O'Clock Rock: Couldn't Stand the Weather
Intro
Scuttle Buttin' / Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble
Couldn't Stand The Weather / SRV & DT
Change It / SRV & DT
Mary Had a Little Lamb / SRV & DT
These Blues Is Killing Me / A.C. Reed
Soulful Dress / Marcia Ball
Cold Shot / SRV & DT
Look At Little Sister / SRV & DT
Double Whammy / Lonnie Mack
C.O.D. / Angela Strehli & Stevie Ray Vaughn
Long Way From Home / The Vaughan Brothers
Pipeline / Stevie Ray Vaughan and Dick Dale
God Knows / Bob Dylan
Life By The Drop / Stevie Ray Vaughan
Lenny / SRV & DT
Life Without You / SRV & DT
This Friday's Mix: Couldn't Stand the Weather

Friday, August 10, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Because what's driving in the summertime without hot vinyl?
Five O'Clock Rock: Summerly Too
Intro
Summer's Cauldron / XTC
Grass / XTC
Every Kinda People / Robert Palmer
Harlem / Bill Withers
Take Me Girl (I'm Ready) / Jr. Walker and the Allstars
Hot Fun in the Summertime / Sly and the Family Stone
Please Don't Make Me Cry / UB40
Summer of Our Love / Bar-Kays
Summertime / Big Brother & the Holding Company
Thank You / Led Zeppelin
Deep Blue Sea / John Mayall
Under the Boardwalk / Sam & Dave
Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White / Roy Clark
The Look of Love / Julius Wechter and the Baja Marimba Band
Tomorrow / Joe Walsh
Be Here Now / George Harrison
This Friday's Mix: Summerly Too

Saturday, July 21, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Can’t think of joke no brain work mmmm summer.
Summerly
Intro
Ponta De Lança Africano (Umbabaraúma) / Jorge Ben
Spark Plug / Stereolab
Chinese Checkers / Booker T. & The MG's
Un Homme Et Une Femme / Francis Lai
Scenic World / Beirut
Too Strong / The Sea And Cake
La Iguana / Los Lobos
Canterurias / Cecilia Barraza
Midnight at the Oasis / Maria Muldaur
Day Dreamin' / Aretha Franklin
Castles Made Of Sand / Jimi Hendrix Experience
At The River / Groove Armada
Simple X / Andrew Bird
Southern Nights / Allen Toussaint
Ené alantchi alnorem (I Can't Live Without You) / Mulatu Astatke
If We Never Meet Again This Side of Heaven / Leon Redbone
This Friday's Mix: Summerly

Monday, June 11, 2007


Worst-written Headline of the Day

"Bjorn Borg bitten during dogfight, withdraws from exhibition"

Disappointingly, one reads on to find out that the Wimbledon champ was (a) not in a dogfight, and therefore (b) was not taking part in a dogfighting exhibition.

Friday, June 01, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


What’s that rumbling? It’s like there’s-— AAAAH!

Five O'Clock Rock: Bugs
Intro
The Bug / Dire Straits
The Full Bug / Van Halen
Badass Bug / The Cramps
Cicada Rock / Southern Culture on the Skids
Earwigs In My Brain / The Meteors
Love Bug / Marcy Playground
Spider's Web / Mission of Burma
Centipede / Veruca Salt
Two Bugs And A Roach / Earl Hooker
Ole! Tarantula / Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3
Bug Scuffle / Swift Jewel Cowboys
Spider in the Snow / The Dismemberment Plan
The Moth / Aimee Mann
Insect Eyes / Devendra Banhart
Wedding Of The Bugs / Robbie Fulks
Ugh! It's a Bug! / Jim Post
This Friday's Mix: Bugs

Friday, May 25, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Remember to always Bee Kind.
Five O'Clock Rock: Yellowed VHS Cases

1. Intro
2. Quest for Fire / Iron Maiden
3. Lost In America / Alice Cooper
4. Six Pack / Black Flag
5. Colors / Ted Nugent & The Amboy Dukes
6. Strange Brew / Cream
7. Fame / David Bowie
8. Breathless / Robin Trower
9. Tightrope / Stevie Ray Vaughan
10. Running On Empty / Jackson Browne
11. Firestarter / .38 Special
12. Back to School / Ace Frehley
13. No Way Out / Electric Light Orchestra
14. Blue Thunder / Galaxie 500
15. Funny Farm / King Kong
16. All Of Me / King Pleasure
17. All the Right Moves / David Hasselhoff
This Friday's Mix: Yellowed VHS Cases

Monday, May 21, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock*


Okay. So the Pistons beat the Bulls. But does Detroit have great music like--? Oh.

Five O'Clock Rock: D-Fense!

1. Intro
2. Down On The Street / The Stooges
3. High School / MC5
4. Meet the Creeper / Destroy All Monsters
5. Mesmerizer / The Come Ons
6. Hey Sailor / Detroit Cobras
7. C'mon C'mon / The Von Bondies
8. Eat This City / Thunderbirds Are Now!
9. Dance Commander / Electric Six
10. Dangerous / Sonic's Rendezvous Band
11. Livin' for the City / The Dirtbombs
12. Ten O'Clock / ? & The Mysterians
13. Mama Don't Allow No Parkin' / Brownsville Station
14. Hey Baby / Ted Nugent
15. Aimless Lady / Grand Funk Railroad
16. I'm Bound to Pack it Up / The White Stripes
17. Life In the D / Brendan Benson
This Friday's Mix: D-fense!
* Yes, it's late. Yes, it's partly repurposed from the pre-podcast era. Thanks for asking!

Friday, May 04, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


This one goes out to friends here from Amsterdam last week, and those who couldn't make the trip. Keep your fiets dry and your biertjes cold.
Five O'Clock Rock: Baby Made a Boom

Intro
Lower the Boom / Ugly Duckling
Boom! Shake the Room / DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
Boom Music / Quasimoto
Boom Bip / Zion I & Goapele
54321...Boom / Public Enemy
Boom Shak A-tack / Born Jamericans
Boom Boom Carnival / Aswad
Heart Go Boom / Apollo Four Forty
Bang-A-Lang-A-Boom-Er-Rang-Man / Jona Lewie
Boom Boom / John Lee Hooker
Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights / The Levon Helm Band
Get Out Of Here With Your Boom-Boom / Bobby Rush
Heavy Makes You Happy (Sha-Na-Boom-Boom) / The Staple Singers
Boom-A-Rang / The Dynamic Soul Machine
Sophisticated Boom Boom / The Shangri-Las
Tchin Boom Da Ra / Frank Yankovic and His Yanks
This Friday's Mix: Baby Made a Boom

Friday, April 27, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


If you’d been wondering where the rock has been lately, the answer is three letters long.
Five O'Clock Rock: TCB

1. Intro
2. Call It What You Want / Tesla
3. Takin' Care Of Business / Winnebago Deal
4. Takin' Care Of Business / Charlie Musselwhite
5. Jesus Just Left Chicago / ZZ Top
6. Take Care of Business / Nina Simone
7. T.C.B. / Diana Ross, The Supremes & The Temptations
8. Back in My Arms / Robert Palmer
9. Work To Do / The Isley Brothers
10. Funky Nassau, Pt. 1 / The Beginning Of The End
11. T.C.B. or T.Y.A. / Bobby Patterson
12. Slippery When Wet / The Commodores
13. I'm Livin' Right / Fats Domino
14. I Can Take Care Of Business / Syl Johnson
15. Dr. Feelgood / Aretha Franklin
16. Step Right Up / Tom Waits
17. The Mighty Stephen Hawking / M.C. Hawking
This Friday's Mix: TCB

Friday, March 30, 2007

Today's Five O'Clock Rock Why, yes, my refrigerator IS running. Why do you ask?
Five O'Clock Rock: Fool Frontal

1. Intro
2. Chain of Fools / Paul Revere & The Raiders
3. You're Fooling You / The Dramatics
4. A Fool in Love / The Levon Helm Band
5. Ship of Fools / World Party & Anthony Thistlethwaite
6. Like A Fool / Superchunk
7. When I Was A Fool / Concrete Blonde
8. King of Fools / Social Distortion
9. Fool Too Long / Rockpile
10. Fools Gold / Rachel Sweet
11. Genitalia Of A Fool / Glenn Tilbrook
12. Everybody Plays the Fool / The Main Ingredient
13. Only A Fool Would Say That / Ivy
14. Sentimental Fool / Lloyd Cole
15. Who Will the Next Fool Be / Charlie Rich
16. A Fool For You / Ray Charles
17. Fool's Paradise / Sam Cooke
This Friday's Mix: Fool Frontal

Friday, March 23, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


It's everything they say. It also has its good points.
Five O'Clock Rock: Going Back to Cali

1. Intro
2. Come To California / Matthew Sweet
3. I'm from L.A. / Go Betty Go
4. Walking in L.A. / Missing Persons
5. Macarthur Park / The Negro Problem
6. L.A. / Elliott Smith
7. Hollywood / World Party
8. California Love / 2Pac featuring Dr. Dre & Roger Troutman
9. I Left My Wallet in El Segundo / A Tribe Called Quest
10. Mr. Davies / Tahiti 80
11. Do Re Mi / Woody Guthrie
12. How Much Is It Worth To Live In L.A. / Waylon Jennings
13. Sin City / Flying Burrito Brothers
14. California / Jay Farrar
15. Blue Jay Way / The Beatles
16. Goodnight, Hollywood Blvd. / Ryan Adams
17. Midnight at Pink's / Hal Blaine
This Friday's Mix: Going Back to Cali

Friday, March 16, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


It may backfire, but will nevertheless aspire.
Five O'Clock Rock

1. Intro
2. Ire / The Strawberry Smell
3. Sultans Of Swing / Dire Straits
4. The Daze / Backyard Tire Fire
5. Serpentine Fire / Earth, Wind & Fire
6. Desire / En Vogue
7. Vampire / Black Uhuru
8. Yellow Sapphire / Smoke & Mirrors
9. The Queen of Ur and the King of Um / Wire
10. Play With Fire / The Rolling Stones
11. Spitfire / The Spinanes
12. Hotwire / The Flesh Eaters
13. Misfire / Neko Case & Her Boyfriends
14. Backfire / Aimee Mann
15. Haywire / The Jayhawks
16. Concrete and Barbed Wire / Lucinda Williams
17. Goodnight Irene / Bryan Ferry
This Friday's Mix: Ire Land

Friday, March 09, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


The *ide* have it.
Five O'Clock Rock: The Ides of March

1. Intro
2. When My Baby's Beside Me / Big Star
3. Free Ride / The Edgar Winter Group
4. Step Aside / Sleater-Kinney
5. I Am Decided / The Amps
6. A Good Idea / Sugar
7. Gravity Rides Everything / Modest Mouse
8. Mega Bottle Ride / Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
9. Lakeside Park / Rush
10. Midnight Rider / Gregg Allman
11. (Wish I Could) Hideaway / Creedence Clearwater Revival
12. Daisy Rides Again / Sugarman Three
13. Hide Nor Hair / Ray Charles
14. The Tide Is High / The Paragons
15. Provider / N*E*R*D
16. Upside Down / The Daktaris
17. Razorblade Alcohol Slide / DJ QBert
This Friday's Mix: The Ides of March

Friday, March 02, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


More CDs from the depths of the trunk. Fewer apologies.

Except maybe for "Jump Around."
Five O'Clock Rock: Trunk Show

1. Intro
2. Tristessa / Smashing Pumpkins
3. Take Me Away / Ween
4. Ski Bunny / Boss Hog
5. Route / Son Volt
6. Interstate Love Song / Stone Temple Pilots
7. Buena / Morphine
8. What's Good / Lou Reed
9. Bottle Of Smoke / The Pogues
10. Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See / Busta Rhymes
11. Staying Alive / Wyclef Jean
12. Supernatural Thing (Part 1) / Ben E. King
13. Kung Fu / Curtis Mayfield
14. That's O.K. / Little Charlie & The Nightcats
15. One Mint Julep / Charlie Musselwhite
16. Why Do I Lie? / Luscious Jackson
17. Jump Around / House Of Pain
This Friday's Mix: Trunk Show

Friday, February 23, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


If we're going to keep hanging out, there's something I need to tell you. I have a bit of a CD past.

A couple of weeks into ripping my CD collection, I have come up with a core sample from the very bottom of the trunk. They’re among the first I ever owned, in what could be called The BMG Years. The scuffed jewel cases are only vaguely transparent. Broken hinges outnumber the intact. Grease-pencil initials let you know just who’d come looking for this particular copy of “Cosmic Thing.”

Over the years, if I had to double-row CD cases on a bookshelf, these would go on the deep side. Yet I’ve never gotten rid of them. And when I began to spot-check them, I was not only still able to sing along, it was hard avoiding it.

Simultaneously embarrassing and reassuring, they still pull at me. Either they weren’t that bad to begin with or, at a minimum, they have held their dubious ground.

So here you go: me and what moved me, somewhere between 1989 and 1991, give or take. This indecent tracksposure is taken to its natural end: no song list. You'll have to invest the time for the right to mock. But you might not need it. Much.
Five O'Clock Rock: My Secret Shame

Allergy warning: may contain Spin Doctors.

This Friday's Mix: My Secret Shame

Friday, February 16, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


"Please" is only the magic word if you already have what you want.
Five O'Clock Rock: Gimme

1. Intro
2. Gimme My Mule / The Commodores
3. Gimme Some (Good Soul Music) / The Dramatics
4. Give Me Some Skin / James Brown
5. Gimme What You Got / Keb' Mo'
6. Give Me the Night / Randy Crawford
7. Gimme Shelter / Merry Clayton
8. Give It to Me Baby / Rick James
9. Gimme One of Those / The Brand New Heavies
10. Gimme One More Chance / Cracker
11. Gimme Danger / The Stooges
12. Gimme Gimme / Mumps
13. Give It to Me Two Times / Anders Osborne
14. Give Me an Inch / Robert Palmer
15. Give Me a Kiss / Van Morrison
16. Give Me Strength / Eric Clapton
17. Give Me Another Chance / Big Star
This Friday's Mix: Gimme

Friday, February 09, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Oh, man. They all look so cool, jumping off that bridge...

Intro
Working for the Weekend / Loverboy
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 / Bob Dylan
Hungry Heart / Bruce Springsteen
Heartache Tonight / Eagles
I've Got A Feeling / The Beatles
Everybody Loves Me / The 88
Everybody Wants You / Billy Squier
Everybody Wants Some / Van Halen
Truth Hits Everybody / The Police
Everybody Knows / Leonard Cohen
Everyone's Gone to the Movies / Steely Dan
Everybody Wants To Rule The World / Tears For Fears
Everybody's My Friend / Kansas
Everybody Needs Love / Robyn Hitchcock
Everybody's Talking / Bobby Bare
Everybody to the Limit / Strong Bad
This Friday's Mix: Everybody Everybody

Friday, February 02, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


This will only hurt for 57 minutes.

DoctorDoctor
Intro
Somebody Get Me a Doctor / Van Halen
Calling Dr. Love / Kiss
Gimme Stitches / Foo Fighters
Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine / The White Stripes
National Health / The Kinks
Hospital Bed / Ben Kweller
Doctor, Doctor / The Who
Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out / The Replacements
Sick and Tired / Alex Chilton
Doctor Boogie / The Flamin' Groovies
Night Nurse / Gregory Isaacs
Anna Stesia / Prince
Emergency / Kool & The Gang
Mr. Ambulance Driver / The Flaming Lips
Call The Doctor / Spacemen 3
Dear Doctor / The Rolling Stones
This Friday's Mix: Doctor Doctor

Friday, January 19, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


I'm not just being contrary. Well, maybe a little. Mostly, I just couldn't wait until Mardi Gras.

All Saints Day
Intro
Cabbage Alley / The Meters
Hot Tamale Baby / Buckwheat Zydeco
Mess Around / Professor Longhair
Check Your Bucket / Eddie Bo
Here Come the Girls / Ernie K-Doe
She's Taking My Part / Irma Thomas
I've Been So Lonely / Cookie & The Cupcakes
Walking To New Orleans / Fats Domino
Going Back To New Orleans / Joe Liggins & The Honeydrippers
Louisiana / Percy Mayfield
Basin Street Blues / Henry Butler
My Darlin' New Orleans / Lil’ Queenie & The Percolators
Ignant Stick / Mem Shannon
Something's Wrong With This Picture / Galactic
Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further / Lee Dorsey
On Your Way Down / Allen Toussaint
This Friday's iMix: All Saints Day

Friday, January 12, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Pulling out all the stops to pull out all the stops.

Second Favorite Organ
Intro
Chest Fever / The Band
Hold Your Head Up / Argent
Magic Carpet Ride / Steppenwolf
Outa-Space / Billy Preston
Sabrosa / The Beastie Boys
Spanish Moon / Little Feat
The Only One I Know / The Charlatans UK
Clubland / Elvis Costello & The Attractions
No Atmosphere / A Band Of Bees
Chips Ahoy! / The Hold Steady
Hope You're Feeling Better / Santana
Time Is Tight / Booker T. & The MG's
I Me Mine / The Beatles
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood / Joe Cocker
Don't Give Up on Me / Solomon Burke
Frank's Wild Years / Tom Waits
This Friday's Mix: Second Favorite Organ

Friday, January 05, 2007


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


My New Year's resolution really ought to be about cutting back on last year's playlists.

Here's -- ahem -- another new-to-podcast mix, as a sign of solidarity with Rollie Fingers...

Mustache Day
Intro
Look at This Face (Oh My God They're Gorgeous) / Handsome Boy Modeling School
Roller Derby Queen / Jim Croce
Disco Lady / Johnnie Taylor
Disco Boy / Frank Zappa
Stuck on You / Lionel Richie
Reconsider Me / Narvel Felts
Up From The Skies / Jimi Hendrix Experience
I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / Hall & Oates
Just One More Day / Otis Redding
Stay Clean / Motorhead
Cowboy Movie / David Crosby
Sold American / Kinky Friedman
Te Na Na (Mama's Got a Baby Named) / Leon Redbone
Atlantic City (My Old Friend) / Robert Goulet
Jeopardy! / Various Artists
Lydia The Tattooed Lady / Groucho Marx
This Friday's Mix: Mustache Day

Friday, December 29, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Time got away again. However, enjoy another “classic” Five O’Clock Rock for the first time.

As you think over resolutions for what you should do, consider what it is that you really want to do.

Intro
I Wanna Rock / Twisted Sister
I Wanna Be Sedated / The Ramones
I Wanna Know About You / The International Noise Conspiracy
I Wanna Be / Fu Manchu
I Wanna Be Your Dog / Stereophonics
I Wanna Make It Wit Chu / Desert Sessions
I Wanna Make It Alright / Paul Weller
I Wanna Be Your Pants / Huffamoose
I Wanna Be Your Lover / Prince
I Wanna Dance With You / Nathaniel Mayer
I Wanna Be Like You / Pizzicato Five
I Wanna Get High / Cypress Hill
I Wanna Be Committed / Sweet
I Wanna Drive You Home / ZZ Top
I Wanna Live / Nashville West
I Wanna Roo You / Goldie Hawn
This Friday's Mix: Merely Wanna

Friday, December 15, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Too busy this week. Instead, enjoy this appropriate “classic” Five O’Clock Rock.

OMG IM SFT
Intro
"Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night," The Hold Steady
"Sleepwalk Capsules," At the Drive-In
"Sleepy Vampire," Supersuckers
"Fear of Sleep," the Strokes
"You Can't Walk in Your Sleep (If You Can't Sleep)," the Go-Go's
"Sleepless," Rick Derringer
"Sleepless Night," the Kinks
"I Don't Sleep, I Dream", R.E.M.
"I Can't Go to Sleep," Wu-Tang Clan
"Tired Out," Buck 65
"Sleepwalkin'," Tom Verlaine
"Sleepless," Soul Coughing
"I'm So Tired," the Beatles
"Tired Eyes," Neil Young
"Sleepy California," Her Space Holiday
"Enter Sandman," Pat Boone
This Friday's Mix: OMG IM SFT

Friday, December 08, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Bringing the A game.

Time-A-Rock
Int-A-Ro
Ting-A-Ling / Shabba Ranks
Rock-A-Bye / Black Buddafly
Freak-A-Zoid / Midnight Star
Freak-A-Ristic / Atlantic Starr
Peek-A-Boo / Gwen Guthrie
Christmas-A-Come / Eek-A-Mouse
Spank-A-Lee / Herbie Hancock
Chick-A-Boom / Joe Bataan
Jock-A-Mo / Sugar Boy Crawford
Shing-A-Ling / Arthur Conley
Am-A-Do / Bob Marley
Look-A-Here / The Ramsey Lewis Trio
Rhythm-A-Ning / Thelonious Monk
Peek-A-Boo / Siouxsie and The Banshees
Vis-à-vis / Étienne Daho
Sound-A-Sleep / Blondie
This Friday's iMix: Time-A-Rock

Friday, December 01, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Steer into the skid.
Five O'Clock Rock: No Two Alike
1. Intro
2. The Blizzard / Charley Pride
3. Snowflake / Jim Reeves
4. Snowflake / Girls Are Short
5. The Blizzard of '96 / The Walkmen
6. Snowflakes / Carmen Rizzo
7. Snowflakes / Just Jack
8. Blizzard of '77 / Nada Surf
9. Whiteout / Boss Hog
10. Blizzard of '78 / Ida
11. Snowflakes / Pizzicato Five
12. Snowflakes / Grant Lee Phillips
13. Snowflakes / Doug Hoekstra
14. Blizzard / Ellis Paul
15. The Blizzard / Cowboy Nation
16. Snow Days / Trip Shakespeare
17. Snow Blizzard
This Friday's Mix: No Two Alike

Monday, November 27, 2006


It's That Jazz Singer. Or Is It Saddam Hussein's Son?


Anita O'Day, jazz singer and perennial 37-Down answer, dies.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Have a nice tryptophan.


1. Intro
2. Fly By Night / Rush
3. Airport Motels / Crystal Skulls
4. The Airport Song / The Byrds
5. Last Train / Allen Toussaint
6. Airport Feelings / Kinky
7. Slow Bus A-Movin' / Fishbone
8. Waitin' for the Bus / ZZ Top
9. Everybody Loves A Train / Los Lobos
10. Railroad Days / Poco
11. Big Bird / Eddie Floyd
12. Rude Boy Train / Desmond Dekker
13. Train In Vain (Stand By Me) / The Clash
14. Waitress in the Sky / The Replacements
15. Magic Bus / The Who
16. The Travel Jam / Brand Nubian
17. Downbound Train / Chuck Berry
This Friday's Mix: Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Friday, November 17, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Now that the pressure's off, House Republicans can really let their freak flags fly.

1. Intro / Five O'Clock Rock
2. Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out) / The Hombres
3. East Bound and Down / Jerry Reed
4. After Midnight / Maggie Bell
5. Brick House / The Commodores
6. Doowutchyalike / Digital Underground
7. Let It All Hang Out / A.D.O.R.
8. Let It All Hang Out / Richard "Dimples" Fields
9. Let It All Hang Out / Timmy Norman and The O'Jahs
10. Man-Size / PJ Harvey
11. Rock And Roll (Part 1) / Gary Glitter
12. Beating Around the Bush / AC/DC
13. Sweet F.A. / Sweet
14. Fat Bottomed Girls / Queen
15. Jackie Wilson Said (I'm in Heaven When You Smile) / Dexy's Midnight Runners
16. Children of the Revolution / Arto Lindsay & Marc Ribot
17. Let It All Hang Out / David Lee Roth
This Friday's Mix: Let It All Hang Out

Friday, November 10, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


It took this long to actually include Whitesnake? What was I thinking...?

1. Intro
2. Tequila Sundae / Urge Overkill
3. Combination / Aerosmith
4. Black Betty / Ram Jam
5. Calm Like A Bomb / Rage Against The Machine
6. Hey / Fu Manchu
7. Tomorrow And A Loaded Gun / Throttlerod
8. Death Is The Answer / Early Man
9. Still Of The Night / Whitesnake
10. Cities On Flame With Rock and Roll / Blue Oyster Cult
11. Sour Flower / Elliott Randall
12. Are You Ready / Thin Lizzy
13. That's a Drag / Spencer Dickinson & Jon Spencer
14. Fancy / Yeah Yeah Yeahs
15. Subcutaneous Phat / Desert Sessions
# 16. The Platform on the Ocean / Arthur Russell
17. Massive Cure / Smoosh
This Friday's Mix: A Bit Fuzzy

Friday, November 03, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


I sure don't feel a "little bit wiser."
1. Intro
2. Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old) / Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
3. When I Write The Book / Rockpile
4. Walk Like a Man / Grand Funk Railroad
5. Man in the Wilderness / Styx
6. Bang / Blur
7. This Year / The Mountain Goats
8. I Wish / Stevie Wonder
9. (You Gotta Walk) Don't Look Back / Peter Tosh
10. Dirty Life & Times / Warren Zevon
11. Rock N' Roll (I Gave You The Best Years Of My Life) / Mac Davis
12. Once Upon A Time / Smashing Pumpkins
13. My Life Is Right /Big Star
14. Life's A Gas / T.Rex
15. Cynical Days / XTC
16. My Life / David Banner feat. Sky & Carl Thomas
17. It Was a Very Good Year / William Shatner
This Friday's Mix: Another Year

Friday, October 27, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


I think I pulled something.
1. Intro
2. The Race Is On Again / Yo La Tengo
3. Keep On Running / UK Subs
4. The Sweat Descends / Les Savy Fav
5. Marathon Not a Sprint / Camera Obscura
6. The Loneliness Of A Middle Distance Runner / Belle and Sebastian
7. Slow And Steady Wins The Race / Pedro The Lion
8. The Race / Archer Prewitt
9. Running With Your Eyes Closed / Mojave 3
10. Run and Run / The Psychedelic Furs
11. Run for Me / Richard Hawley
12. Even Marathon Runners Need to Nap / Troubled Hubble
13. You Are a Runner and I Am My Father's Son / Wolf Parade
14. We've Got to Keep Running / Chin Up Chin Up
15. I Ran / A Flock Of Seagulls
16. The Finish Line / Snow Patrol
17. First To Finish, Last To Start / Ted Leo + Pharmacists
This Friday's Mix: Too Skinny for Football

Monday, October 23, 2006


Today's Journalistic Exercise


Question:
Find the factual error in this title: "Apple's iPod turns five."

Answer:
Since when has an iPod ever seen its fifth birthday?

I had one that hit a ripe old eighteen months, and I couldn't delete Willard Scott's voicemails fast enough.

Today's FOCR: "Die Young," Black Sabbath, Heaven and Hell

Sunday, October 22, 2006


Customer for Life... Statistically Speaking




That guy changed the HELL out of my oil.

Today's FOCR: "Feelin' Satisfied," Boston, Don't Look Back

Friday, July 14, 2006


T PITIES; “TA,” JEWELS


Mr. T is giving up his gold, out of respect for Katrina’s victims.
“As a spiritual man, I felt it would be a sin against my God for me to wear all that gold again...”



[...]

The former star of “The A-Team” said he’s about more than his rough-and-tough image.

“Yes, I am qualified to beat people up. But I am pretty intelligent,” he said. “That’s what throws people off. If you’ve been through something, that gives you an authority that you can speak on certain things. That’s why people relate to me. I pull no punches.”
Due to the aforementioned qualifications, mind you.

Me, I’m still on my learner’s permit.

Today's FOCR: "Fat Gold Chain," Schoolly D, Best of Schoolly D

[Non-iTunes]

Monday, June 19, 2006


Friday’s Five O'Clock Rock
(a bit late)

Begetter late than never.
“Cat's in the Cradle,” Ugly Kid Joe
”Surrender,” Cheap Trick
(#) “Dancin' Papa,” The Kleptones
“Papa Was Too,” Joe Tex
“Someday Never Comes,” Creedence Clearwater Revival
“Daddy Don't Live in that New York City No More,” Steely Dan
“Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 1,” Pink Floyd
“Mama and Papa,” Supergrass
“Dear Father,” Yes
“Kooks,” David Bowie
“Memo to My Son,” Randy Newman
(#) “Daughter, You're Still Your Daddy's Child,” Carla Thomas
(#) “Your Daddy Loves You,” Gil Scott-Heron
“Papa Was a Rodeo,” The Magnetic Fields
“Father and Son,” Johnny Cash & Fiona Apple
“Cheerios on the Floor,” Black Eyed Snakes
This Friday's iMix: The Old Block
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, June 09, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Wouldn’t it just go great right now?
“Hello, I Love You,” The Doors
“Wednesday,” Drive-By Truckers
“Valentine,” The Replacements
“Go With the Flow,” Queens Of The Stone Age
“Rock 'n' Roll,” The Sounds
“Can I Get Down 1x,” Coolio
“Popsicle,” Talking Heads
“The You I Created,” Of Montreal
“Play Something Sweet (Brickyard Blues),” Three Dog Night
“Build a Levee,” Natalie Merchant
“Like Suicide,” Soundgarden
“From the Heart Down,” The Pretenders
“Theme to Pinata,” Bright Eyes
(#) “Something Sweet,” Run On
“Come Over Here,” Sarah Bettens
“Sock It to Me, Baby!” Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels
This Friday's iMix: Something Sweet
(#) = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, June 02, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


From the land of Lakes ‘n Lakes.
”Kids Don't Follow,” The Replacements
# “Chemistry Set,” The Suburbs
“Ship Of Fools,” Soul Asylum
“Toolmaster Of Brainerd,” Trip Shakespeare
# “Love Is All Around,” Husker Du
“Empire Builder,” Mason Jennings
# “Ballad of the Opening Band,” Slim Dunlap
“All The Rock Star Jobs Are Taken,” Dylan Hicks
“I Remember Romance,” The Flamin' Oh's
“Red Dye No. 40,” Honeydogs
# “Cowbell,” Tapes 'n Tapes
“The Land of Clear Blue Radio,” The Soviettes
# “Pink Turns To Blue,” The Blue Up?
“Funkytown,” Lipps, Inc.
“Cry 4 Help,” Har Mar Superstar
“Hot Thing,” Prince
“Something For Nothing,” Heiruspecs
“Safety In Speed (Heavy Metal),’ P.O.S. (feat. Craig Finn)
“Always Coming Back Home To You,” Atmosphere
# “Minnesota,” Northern Light
This Friday's iMix: Duck Duck Grey Duck
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Monday, May 01, 2006


That's My Boycott


Unfortunately, it is impossible for me to skip work today. So I can't participate in today's Day Without Immigrants. However, I can do the next best thing and initiate the Day Without Foreign Words.

For one day, this Day Without Foreign Words, I shall struggle to write and talk using only bland American English words. By doing so, I will highlight how people from other countries have enriched America and its language throughout our history.

I urge you to join me in this effort. Today, we can honor the struggle and the enterprise of our compadres by...

Oh, merde on a baton rouge.

Today's FOCR: "Wooly Bully," Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

Friday, April 28, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock
is a repeat of sorts.

Taxes and travel have kept me from squeezing out the rock for the past couple of weeks. I have been, shall we say, a bit rockstipated.

However, I do have a mix that is somewhat timely today. As of this week, we now have fewer than a thousand days left of the Best President Ever.

Protracted war. Nuclear threats. Rage in the Middle East. Soaring gas prices. Abuse of the Constitution. Improvised presidential powers. Surveillance of the citizenry. This guy. That guy. Hell, they're as great today as they were back in 1972.

At least these songs are, too.
"Political Science," Randy Newman
"Hercules," Aaron Neville
"Things Could Be Better," Ernie & the Top Notes
# "The Lonesomest Lonesome," Mac Davis
# "It's Alright To Cry," Rosie Grier
# "Poor Make-Believer," Brook Benton
"Little Ghetto Boy," Donny Hathaway
"Torn & Frayed," The Rolling Stones
"99 Year Blues," Hot Tuna
"The Breakdown," Rufus Thomas
"Baby Let Me Kiss You," King Floyd
# "That's Understanding," Tami Lynn
"You and Me," The Stylistics
"Les Fleur," Minnie Riperton
"Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)," Looking Glass
"Mellow," Elton John
"Place To Be," Nick Drake
"Water Song," Hot Tuna
"Tryin' Times," Roberta Flack
This Friday's iMix: 1972: Damn Straight
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, April 07, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


No Lackawanna here...
“I Wanna Rock,” Twisted Sister
“I Wanna Be Sedated,” The Ramones
# “I Wanna Know About You,” The International Noise Conspiracy
# “I Wanna Be,” Fu Manchu
“I Wanna Be Your Dog,” Stereophonics
“I Wanna Make It Wit Chu,” Desert Sessions
“I Wanna Make It Alright,” Paul Weller
“I Wanna Be Your Pants,” Huffamoose
“I Wanna Know Girls,” Portastatic
“I Wanna Be Your Lover,” Prince
“I Wanna Dance With You,” Nathaniel Mayer
“I Wanna Be Like You,” Pizzicato Five
“I Wanna Get High,” Cypress Hill
“I Wanna Be Committed,” Sweet
“I Wanna Drive You Home,” ZZ Top
# “I Wanna Live,” Nashville West
“I Wanna Die,” Jolie Holland
# “I Wanna Roo You,” Goldie Hawn
“I Just Wanna Stop,” Gino Vannelli
This Friday's iMix: Merely Wanna
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, March 31, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Why, yes, my refrigerator is running. Why do you ask?
"Chain of Fools," Paul Revere & The Raiders
"You're Fooling You," The Dramatics
# "Schoolin' And Foolin'," Don Julian and the Larks
"A Fool in Love," The Levon Helm Band
"Ship of Fools," World Party
"Like A Fool," Superchunk
"When I Was A Fool," Concrete Blonde
"King of Fools," Social Distortion
# "Fools Gold," Rachel Sweet
"What Kind of Fool Am I?" Rick Springfield
"River of Fools," Los Lobos
"Fool," Cat Power
"Who Will the Next Fool Be," Charlie Rich
"Don't Let The Green Grass Fool You," Wilson Pickett
"My Foolish Heart," The Legendary Jim Ruiz Group
"Genitalia Of A Fool," Glenn Tilbrook
"Sentimental Fool," Lloyd Cole
"Only A Fool Would Say That," Ivy
"Fools Gold," The Stone Roses
This Friday's iMix: Fool Frontal
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, March 24, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Once upon a time, they were "funky" and "caused dancing," before they were "carriers" and "caused fleeing"...
"Chicken Payback," A Band Of Bees
"Mansize Rooster," Supergrass
”Chicken Little Was Right," The Turtles
# "Finger Licking Chicken," The Radars
# "The Hen (Pt. 1)," Louis Chachere
# "Crazy Chicken," Graham Central Station
"Do the Funky Chicken," Rufus Thomas
"Chicken Pox," Booker T. & The M.G.'s
"Memphis Women and Chicken," Dan Penn
"Chicken Shack," Charlie Musselwhite
"Chicken Shake," Stereo MC's
"Chicken," Devendra Banhart
"Chicken Grease," D'Angelo
"How Funky Is Your Chicken," Jackson 5
# "White Feathers In The Coop," Dan Del Santo
"Sweet Rhode Island Red," Ike & Tina Turner
"Egg Man," The Beastie Boys
"A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off," The Magnetic Fields
"Chicken Talk," Yma Sumac
This Friday's iMix: Chicken!
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, March 17, 2006


Today's** Five O'Clock O'Rock


It might backfire, but will nevertheless aspire.
“On Fire,” Van Halen
“Sultans Of Swing,” Dire Straits
“The Daze,” Backyard Tire Fire
“Let's Groove,” Earth Wind & Fire
“Desire,” En Vogue
“Vampire,” Black Uhuru
“Yellow Sapphire,” Smoke & Mirrors
# “Light My Fire,” Astrud Gilberto
“Ire,” The Strawberry Smell
“No Cars Go,” Arcade Fire
“The Queen of Ur and the King of Um,” Wire
“Spitfire,” The Spinanes
“Hotwire,” The Flesh Eaters
“Misfire,” Neko Case & Her Boyfriends
“Haywire,” The Jayhawks
“Backfire,” Aimee Mann
“Tonight I Will Retire,” Damien Jurado
“Concrete and Barbed Wire,” Lucinda Williams
“Goodnight Irene,” Bryan Ferry
This Friday's iMix: Ire Land
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

** To be more exact, "Yesterday's." This week's installment was delayed due to conceptual difficulties. I mean, how would YOU spell "My Kind of Lover" musician Billy Sq____? Well, me too, until about 4:55 PM.

Friday, March 10, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


You've got something on your lip. Right... there.
"Look at This Face (Oh My God They're Gorgeous)," Handsome Boy Modeling School
"Roller Derby Queen," Jim Croce
"Disco Lady," Johnnie Taylor
"Disco Boy," Frank Zappa
"Stuck on You," Lionel Richie
"Reconsider Me," Narvel Felts
"Up From The Skies," Jimi Hendrix Experience
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)," Hall & Oates
"Just One More Day," Otis Redding
"The Other Woman," Ray Parker, Jr.
"Don't Look Back," Boston
"Stay Clean," Motorhead
"Cowboy Movie," David Crosby
"Sold American," Kinky Friedman
"Te Na Na (Mama's Got a Baby Named)," Leon Redbone
"I Wish," Stevie Wonder
# "Jeopardy!" (theme from the TV show)
"Atlantic City (My Old Friend)," Robert Goulet
"Lydia The Tattoed Lady," Groucho Marx
This Friday's iMix: Mustache Day
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, March 03, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


(SNORT) Hoo-huh-wha?!
"Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night," The Hold Steady
"Sleepwalk Capsules," At The Drive-In
"Sleepless Night," King Diamond
"Sleepy Vampire," Supersuckers
"Fear of Sleep," The Strokes
"You Can't Walk in Your Sleep (If You Can't Sleep)," the Go-Go's
# "Restless," Cobras
"Sleepless," Rick Derringer
"Sleepless Night," The Kinks
"I Don't Sleep, I Dream", R.E.M.
"I Can't Go to Sleep," Wu-Tang Clan
"Tired Out," Buck 65
"Sleepwalkin',"Tom Verlaine
"Sleepless," Soul Coughing
# "I'm So Tired," the Beatles
"Tired Eyes," Neil Young
"We'll Never Sleep (God Knows We'll Try)," Rilo Kiley
"Sleepy California," Her Space Holiday
"Enter Sandman," Pat Boone
This Friday's iMix: OMG IM SFT
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, February 24, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


No other place like it. Now or ever.
"Native Stepson," Sonny Landreth
"Hot Tamale Baby," Buckwheat Zydeco
"Something's Wrong With This Picture," Galactic
# "Stretch Your Rubber Band," The Meters
# "Here Come the Girls," Ernie K-Doe
# "She's Taking My Part," Irma Thomas
# "Check Your Bucket," Eddie Bo
"I've Been So Lonely," Cookie & The Cupcakes
"Walking To New Orleans," Fats Domino
# "My Darlin' New Orleans," Lil’ Queenie & The Percolators
# "Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further," Lee Dorsey
"On Your Way Down," Allen Toussaint
This Friday's iMix: Do You Know What It Means...?
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes.)

Friday, February 17, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


I cannot tell a lie. This one was a rush job before the long weekend. But it's still cherry.
"Don't Lie to Me," Big Star
# "Love is Lies," the Buzzcocks
"I Can Tell (When You're Telling Me Lies)," John Wesley Harding
"Lyin' Eyes," the Eagles
"What a Fool Believes," the Doobie Brothers
"Lies," J.J. Cale
"Lie Like a Rug," Kix
"You Lie," the Muffs
"Was It a Lie?" Sleater-Kinney
"That's a Lie," Too Much Joy
"Liar," Rollins Band
# "To Tell the Truth" (Theme from the TV Game Show)
This Friday's iMix: I Can't Not Tell a Lie
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, February 10, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


Here's how I roll.
"Seven Nation Army," The White Stripes
"Ten Year Plan," Therapy?
"Seven Day Weekend," New York Dolls
"Ten Lbs.," The Delta 72
"Seven Seas of Rhye," Queen
"Ten Percenter," Frank Black
"Seven Seas," Echo and The Bunnymen
"Ten to One," The Bats
"Seven," David Bowie
"Ten Men," Morcheeba
"Seven Long Years," The Guess Who
"Ten O'Clock," ? & The Mysterians
Then straight into the gutter.

This Friday's iMix: Seven-Ten Split

Friday, February 03, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock


The big game calls for a D12-pack.
“High School,” MC5
“Down On The Street,” The Stooges
“Meet the Creeper,” Destroy All Monsters
“Mesmerizer,” The Come Ons
“Hey Sailor,” Detroit Cobras
“C'mon C'mon,” The Von Bondies
“Eat This City,” Thunderbirds Are Now!
“Dance Commander,” Electric Six
“Livin' for the City,” The Dirtbombs
“Hey Baby,” Ted Nugent
“Life In the D,” Brendan Benson
“I'm Bound to Pack it Up,” The White Stripes
This Friday's iMix: D-fense!

Friday, January 27, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock
"Gimme My Mule," The Commodores
"Give Me Some Skin," James Brown
"Gimme What You Got," Keb' Mo'
"Give Me the Night," Randy Crawford
"Gimme Shelter," Merry Clayton #
"Give It to Me Baby," Rick James
"Gimme One of Those," The Brand New Heavies
"Give It to Me Two Times," Anders Osborne
"Give Me a Kiss," Van Morrison
"Give Me an Inch," Robert Palmer
"Give Me Strength," Eric Clapton
"Gimme a Pigfoot," LaVern Baker
"Gimme Some of That Yum Yum Yum," Johnnie Temple
This Friday's iMix: I've Got Needs
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, January 20, 2006


Today's Five O'Clock Rock(s)
"Somebody Get Me a Doctor," Van Halen
"Calling Dr. Love," Kiss
"Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)", Robert Palmer
"Dr. Feelgood," Mötley Crüe
"The Doctor Is Calling," Megadeth
”I'm the Doctor," Motörhead
"Doctor Doctor," UFO
"Doctor, Doctor," The Who
"Dear Doctor," The Rolling Stones
"Doctor Wu," Steely Dan
"Doctor My Eyes," Jackson Browne
"Call the Doctor," J.J. Cale
This Friday's iMix: Five O'Clock Doc

And because it's been a long time, there was too much rock for just one twelve-pack:
"Bad Medicine," Bon Jovi
"Gimme Stitches," Foo Fighters
"Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine," The White Stripes
"National Health," The Kinks
"Hospital Bed," Ben Kweller
"Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out," The Replacements
"Sick and Tired," Alex Chilton
"Night Nurse," Gregory Isaacs
"Medicine Show," Big Audio Dynamite
"Anna Stesia," Prince #
"Emergency," Kool & The Gang
"Mr. Ambulance Driver," The Flaming Lips
This Friday's other iMix: Five O'Clock Doc 2: The Quackening
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, November 18, 2005


Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Everybody, Everybody," Homestar Runner #
"Working for the Weekend," Loverboy
"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35," Bob Dylan #
"Hungry Heart," Bruce Springsteen
"Heartache Tonight," The Eagles #
"I've Got a Feeling," The Beatles #
"C'mon Everybody," Humble Pie
"Everybody Wants You," Billy Squier
"Everybody Wants Some!!" Van Halen
"Truth Hits Everybody," The Police
"Everybody Knows," Leonard Cohen
"Everyone's Gone to the Movies," Steely Dan
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World," Tears for Fears
"Everybody's My Friend," Kansas
"Everybody to the Limit," Homestar Runner #
This Friday's iMix: Everybody, Everybody
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Friday, November 11, 2005


Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Quest for Fire," Iron Maiden
"Lost In America (Live Version)," Alice Cooper
"Some Kind of Wonderful," Grand Funk Railroad
"Colors," Ted Nugent & The Amboy Dukes
"Strange Brew," Cream
"Running On Empty," Jackson Browne
"Fame," David Bowie
"Tightrope," Stevie Ray Vaughan
"Firestarter," .38 Special
"Back to School," Ace Frehley
"No Way Out," Electric Light Orchestra
"All the Right Moves," David Hasselhoff
This Friday's iMix: Yellowed VHS Cases

Friday, November 04, 2005


Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"The Bug," Dire Straits
"The Full Bug," Van Halen
"Badass Bug," The Cramps
"Love Bug," Marcy Playground
"Love Bug (Album Version)," Tower of Power
"Ugh! It's a Bug," Jim Post
This Friday's iMix: Bug!

Friday, October 28, 2005


Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Funeral March of a Marionette," Arthur Fiedler & Boston Pops
"The Bride of Frankenstein - Main Title," Franz Waxman
"These Are the Ghosts," A Band of Bees
"Frankenstein," Edgar Winter
"Spirits in the Material World," The Police
"Star Wars Theme / Cantina Band," Meco
"Voodoo Village," Tony Joe White
"Hungry Like the Wolf," Duran Duran
"Haunted When the Minutes Drag," Love and Rockets
"Monster Mash," Bobby "Boris" Pickett
"Spiders (Kidsmoke)," Wilco
"Nothing Scares Us," New Black
"Clap for the Wolfman," The Guess Who
"Manny's Bones," Los Lobos
"Lights Out," Little Walter
This Friday's iMix: Rocktober 31st

Friday, October 21, 2005


Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Iron Man," Black Sabbath
"Almost Human," Kiss
"Rockit," Herbie Hancock
"Powered Wig Machine," Desert Sessions
"I Robot," The Juan MacLean
"The Young Machines," Her Space Holiday
"Star Wars Theme / Cantina Band," Meco
"Telstar," The Tornados
"Robot Parade," They Might Be Giants
This Friday's iMix: Stupid Robot

Thursday, July 28, 2005


Anytime Somebody Coins a New Word Beginning with "Bl"
To Cleverly Denote a Connection to "'Blogs," We Should ...

... have them "bleat" up.
... ignore any "blegging" for mercy.
... put out a contract on their "blife."
... stand over them as they "beed."
... stuff their corpse into a hollow "blog."

Today's FOCR: "Blah-Blah-Blah," Iggy Pop, Blah-Blah-Blah

Tuesday, June 14, 2005


Adventure Has a New _______


* Route to Work.
* Car. Well, "New Used."
* Apartment Much Closer to the El.
* Email Address, and Will Stop Checking This One Soon.
* Way of Organizing Its Bookmarks.
* Favorite Torani Flavor.
* Rule About Caffeine After Five.
* Xbox and Has Been Really Bad About Replying to Email. Sorry.
* Version of "Izzle"... "Ujo." Like, "It's the Shujo." Kind of Makes Everything Sound Bad Ass, You Know, Like Cujo. Shut Up.
* Boyfriend Who Treats It like a Princess and Will, in Time, Make Adventure Forget All About the Bastard-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

Today's FOCR: "Born for Adventure," Styx, Equinox

Tuesday, April 05, 2005


Final Proof I'm Going to Hell


My giggling at this totenpope headline yesterday:
Mourning Pilgrims Pitch Tents in Rome Streets

I always knew I was going. I just figured it'd be over something other than a seventh-grade joke. A sweet, sweet seventh-grade joke.

Today's FOCR: "Pope Festival," Camper Van Beethoven, Camper Van Beethoven (bonus tracks)

Tuesday, February 08, 2005


Five O'Clock Jockamo

The best radio station, on the best day, in the best city in the world.

All you'd need to know today.

Today's FOCR: WWOZ-FM, New Orleans, La.

Thursday, January 27, 2005


Great Starkey's Malarkey, Batman!

[BBC News:]

Ringo Starr and Stan Lee are working on an animated TV show that will feature the former Beatle as an "evil-battling" superhero with "a great sense of rhythm."

Who gets by with a little help from his superfriends. Who gets high with a little help...

Whew. Had to get that one out of my head. Now, I'll go back to hearing the other thing I've heard in an endless mental loop all day long...

Today's FOCR: the Hamm's Beer jingle, written by the late Ernie Garven

Wednesday, January 26, 2005


The Snownership Society

Stifle this talk of "ownership" and "privatizing," and how the private sector does the job better than government. Allow me to share something the rest of the nation can learn from Chicago before throwing Social Security to the dogs.

Walk a few Chicago blocks in the days following a snowstorm. You'll notice a big difference between city and public property in the level of safe and easy travel.

Park sidewalks, city property and streets: shoveled and plowed. Always? Almost. Promptly? Usually. Done well? Surprisingly often.

Stores and private businesses: icy and poorly shoveled. Always? No. Often? Yes. Incompletely cleared? Oh, yes.

The reasons for this slippery schism, which came to me in hot mental vomit after I nearly threw my dick out on a patch of storefront ice, are simple and twofold.

One. The city budgets money for snow removal. Men and women who do snow removal are paid decently (too well, some might say) and it is their JOB. Likely to have protected jobs, they probably feel more secure in their jobs, knowing exactly the boundaries they'd have to cross in order to lose it. Their job, for which they are paid and have time to do, is removing snow.

Whereas, one would imagine, the UPS Store employee opening the store alone at 0800 probably has precious little time to also run outside and shove a pile of wet heart attack around, while the SUV throng stands around shrieking to see a manager if their Frontgate.com returns don't go out this hot fucking minute.

Two. There is a reason that cities budget money for snow removal. Political patronage jobs to throw around, you say. Absolutely. No argument there. But shut up anyway.

Snow clearing is not only necessary to a city's operation, but a city doesn't like to see old folks slip and kill themselves. It makes the city look bad. People would stop moving there. Then they wouldn't be buying things like ridiculous permits allowing you to park the car you own.

More than that, buried beneath all that, there's a vestigial reason that cities send out the shovels and plows. People of the burgh Expect and Demand it.

Businesses' primary motivation to shovel and plow (make products safe, emit less waste, not kill people) is to Keep From Getting Sued.

We used to live in an E&D society. Bit by bit, we're being trained to accept substitutes who give us only enough to KFGS.

Today's FOCR: "Gotta' Plow That Snow," James Coffey, Lots & Lots of Trucks

[No iTunes?]

Thursday, January 13, 2005


Ah, Memories

Via Ananova:

A Romanian couple who met on the internet named their new baby "Yahoo."

Whoa. Serious?

Thank you, thank you, I post once a week. Tip the blogstaff.

Today's FOCR: "Desperate but Not Serious," Adam Ant, Friend or Foe

[No iTunes?]

Thursday, January 06, 2005


Spooky

The Associated Press reports that primitive tribes of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands Indian archipelago may have had a "sixth sense" warning of the tsunami. Their ancient knowledge of the ocean and their Paleolithic lifestyle may have cued them to flee the shores, surviving the calamity.
"They can smell the wind. They can gauge the depth of the sea with the sound of their oars. They have a sixth sense which we don't possess," said Ashish Roy, a local environmentalist and lawyer who has called on the courts to protect the tribes by preventing their contact with the outside world.
This may no longer be an easy mission. Currently, Fox executives are approaching the island to find out exactly how the tribes just knew that a live-action Fat Albert movie would suck rocks.

Today's FOCR: "Voodoo Village," Tony Joe White, Tony Joe White

[No iTunes?]

Wednesday, November 17, 2004


O, U R N NYC EMT?

How does Diamond Dave actually get awesomer? Here's CBC to tell you:

David Lee Roth trains as paramedic.


Roth began his career in medicine several weeks ago, riding along with an ambulance crew in New York.
...
Roth has spent several nights a week responding to emergency calls in the Bronx, Brooklyn and Manhattan.
...
He even saved the life of a heart-attack victim by using a defibrillator.

Just for reference? Neither this guy nor this guy have much to say on this front, either.

Today's FOCR: "Somebody Get Me a Doctor," David Lee Roth & friends, David Lee Roth & Friends II

Big thanks to mon frère for the DLR alert.

[No iTunes?]

Monday, November 15, 2004


Well, fuck.

So this is hell.


I'd always heard it was going to be cold here when that guy got reelected.

Today's FOCR: "Cold Spell," Orleans, Still the One

[ No iTunes?]

Tuesday, November 02, 2004




Today's FOCR: "Funky President (People It's Bad)," James Brown

[No iTunes?]

Thursday, October 21, 2004


Delicious, Part II



(In case you forgot, Delicious the First.)

Two dynasties down in 2004. One to go. November 2nd.

Today's FOCR: "Babe," Styx, Cornerstone
[Still no iTunes?]

Saturday, October 09, 2004


Final 2004 NL Wild Card Standings*

1. Chicago (0.0)
2. Philadelphia (-3.73)
3. San Francisco (-3.89)
4. Houston (-4.48)**
5. San Diego (-4.56)

Suck it, Houston! Ha ha, yeah!

Today's FOCR: "Astro Man," Jimi Hendrix, First Rays of the New Rising Sun
[No iTunes?]

* If decided by scores given to city flags by NAVA members . As seen on MetaFilter.
** Nice flag, Houston! Ha ha! Suck it!

Monday, October 04, 2004


Bush signs tax bill, blasts Kerry in Iowa

…[A]fter the tax bill-signing ceremony at a YMCA in Des Moines, Bush told the audience in Clive that the state's economy was sound.

And then the YMCA audience went upstairs to their rooms.

Today's FOCR: "Room at the Top," Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Echo

[No iTunes?]

Saturday, September 18, 2004

Foo' Tang

My reactions to this* (via The Morning News), by instance of viewing:

1st: Laughter

2nd: Laughter

3rd: Initially suppressed but ultimately overpowering laughter

4th: Head-down-on-desk-and-almost-drooling laughter

5th: What can only be classified as "uncontrollable cackling"

6th: Concern that I'm laughing too hard.

7th: Favorite part: the secondary attempt at recovery, resulting in the subtler, off-camera comedy

8th: New favorite part: the tough, "'Sup?" head snap at the very beginning.

9th: A wistful understanding that, as with life, this link will disappear before I know it. The future washes over me, aided by time-lapse imagery of the seasons. Leaves fall. Snow flies. The "oregonstate.edu/~blackd/castin.mov" link eventually dies under the crushing traffic of hungry viewings like my own.* Or perhaps "Blackd" graduates from, or otherwise leaves, Oregon State. I forget this movie and the delightful Saturday morning it provided. I never clearly learn this guy's name: John? Rod? Deflected by this mishap from his burgeoning action-star career, JohnRod continues to finish his communications degree. He nabs an internship at a huge advertising agency. It leads to a solid job with a direct-mail marketer. By age 45, JohnRod thinks more about 3-digit ZIP presorts than he ever imagined a person could. Over the cup of mediocre coffee in the office kitchen, he remembers that long-ago day in front of the video camera. If only I'd been less cocky, he thinks. If only I'd spent less time looking tough for the camera, and more time concentrating on my motion, I'd have completed that flip. I'd have been noticed in that student film. Who knows where I'd be now? He dumps another packet of Equal into the bitter coffee and tries not to think of it. I'm married, I've got a great kid, and I'm successful. At that, I've done a hell of a lot more than my father ever managed. I'm doing a lot.

10th: Softer cackling.

Today's FOCR:
"No Time," The Guess Who, Canned Wheat

[ Don't have iTunes? There must have been a hole in the net.]

*Yep. Links since updated.

Thursday, September 16, 2004


Now Bend Over and Proofread Harass

What's the term for deciding where to break a line of text, moving subsequent words down to the next line? I'll tell you why I ask.

The renewal sticker for our Illinois license plate was affixed to a card bearing this instruction:
STICKER INSTRUCTIONS
-----------------------------------------
PLACE THIS VALIDATED DECAL ON YOUR REAR
LICENSE PLATE
Somebody in the Secretary of State's office sure earned their pay, making me laugh so hard after I figured out what I did wrong.

So he or she should have no problem loaning me $78 for a new sticker... right?

Today's FOCR:
"Stick It," Great White, Great White

[ Don't have iTunes? Why must you struggle? You only make the knots tighter...]

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

This One Goes out to Bourbon



Today's FOCR:
"New Orleans Is Sinking," The Tragically Hip, Up to Here

Confidential to MBK: Sure, I'll do requests.

Monday, September 13, 2004


Nouveaucab


indignorance: a callow outrage.
    Fox News reacted to the documentary with characteristic indignorance.

comatoast: a severely inebriated tribute.
    The wedding was ruined by spicy revelations in the brother-in-law's comatoast.


Today's FOCR: "Don't Believe a Word," Thin Lizzy, Johnny the Fox

[Don't have iTunes? Oh, fine. But why on Earth not?]

Sunday, August 22, 2004


In the Headlines, Vacation Edition
(Petoskey [Mich.] News-Review, 13 August 2004)

HEADLINE:
"Paralyzed teen's attempt to buy gun manufacturer falls short"

Seventeen-year-old Brandon Maxfield, paralyzed in an accidental shooting at the age of seven, was outbid in his attempt this month to buy and shut down Bryco Arms, manufacturer of the gun that shattered his spine.

Maxfield's goal of shuttering the now-bankrupt company and melting its inventory of Saturday night specials into a sculpture fell short of the winning $510,000 bid by merely $5,000, after keeping pace with bids that began at $175,000.

The winning bidder? A former Bryco foreman, who had earlier bought the company for $150,000, but was forced to go through another, properly publicized auction.

The only bright spot: the man had to rebuy the company at three times the price. After winning the record settlement that forced Bryco into bankruptcy, young Maxfield is the company's major creditor and holds 90% of claims on the company.

HEADLINE:
"Meningitis prevention parties hit with teens"

Somehow, I doubt it. Unless I mistakenly clipped the final words of that headline.

Possibilities include:
"... thinks mother who throws them"
"... unfamiliar with parties"
"... with meningitis"

HEADLINE:
"President visiting Traverse City"

Says one Petoskey resident in line to get tickets:
"I am going because I love winners, and because my heroes are still cowboys... I am voting for President Bush because I am pro-guns, anti-abortion, I believe in spending my own money and not letting Democrats spend it for me where they want, and because Bush is an honest Christian who is focused. That's more than Kerry is."
Well, Jimbo, sounds you're tossing your eggs into the right basket. If you need a winner like Bush. If you admire a dusty, hard-workin' cowboy like Bush, who knows the trails of his ranch like the back of his hand.

Things are going so much better with Republicans spending your money where they want, right?

Today's FOCR: "Michigan Militia," Moxy Fruvous, You Will Go to the Moon
[Don't have iTunes? Why on Earth not?]

Tuesday, August 10, 2004


Can You Fear Me Now?

I bought a new cell phone. On this phone, many American dollars were spent to get Bluetooth, the wireless connection named for your face's color three hours after your first attempt to make it work.

With this Bluetooth, I am theoretically able to cordlessly (uncordedly?) hot-sync the phone book on the phone with that on my computer. Taking this theoretical model to its conclusion, I would enter one phone number in one device, and that number would then immediately be sucked into that seldom-used black hole called Things I Never Muss with Again.

Unfortunately, I bought the Bluetooth phone with an underbite. It won't hot-sync with anything. The only way to get phone numbers from my computer to my phone is to move them one by one. That's not "syncing." That's "shoving."

And I think that the folks at Palm would be horrified to know their product was offering people a "hot-shove."


There's only one port left to try. And it won't be pretty.


Today's FOCR: "Keep Pushin'," REO Speedwagon, R.E.O.
[iTunes]

Sunday, July 18, 2004


"Iraq: A New Chapter" Update

New allegations out of Abu Ghraib:

Advocates for suspected insurgents held at the notorious prison are claiming that coalition jailers have merely replaced their humiliation tactics with even more unbearable torture: fleets of Chicago ice cream trucks parked outside the facility, blaring "Turkey In The Straw" for hours.

Adding insult to injury of the male Muslim prisoners, say the advocates, is the song's acronym.

Today's FOCR: "Turkey in the Straw," Vassar Clements, Grass Routes
[iTunes]

Thursday, July 08, 2004


That’ll Learn ‘Im

CBS Sportsline: Nineteen-year-old Miami football recruit Willie Williams was sentenced to three years’ probation… for violating probation.

So, Plastic Man… like to get all stretchy and break out of jail, do ya? You’ll have plenty of time to think about it… behind bars! [SFX: CELL DOOR SLAM] Heh, heh, heh. [DUSTS HANDS]

Today's FOCR: "You've Got Another Thing Comin'," Judas Priest, Screaming For Vengeance [iTunes]