Five O'Clock Rock

God Help Me, I Won't Make That "Houston, She Had a Brablem" Joke.
Whoops.
It Was a Restraint Malfunction.

Dear MoveOn.org:

So the key is... you gotta spice it up for CBS.

Call the commercial "Get Off the Deficit Teat," or "Bush's Debt Lasts a Lot Longer Than a Four-Hour Porkpole," or "Bush Doesn't Need To Ask His Brother How To Fuck Our Kids," or like that. You know?

Sizzle and steak, baby.

Today's FOCR: "Dammit Janet," Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack