Thursday, July 08, 2004

That’ll Learn ‘Im

CBS Sportsline: Nineteen-year-old Miami football recruit Willie Williams was sentenced to three years’ probation… for violating probation.

So, Plastic Man… like to get all stretchy and break out of jail, do ya? You’ll have plenty of time to think about it… behind bars! [SFX: CELL DOOR SLAM] Heh, heh, heh. [DUSTS HANDS]

Today's FOCR: "You've Got Another Thing Comin'," Judas Priest, Screaming For Vengeance [iTunes]

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