Today's Five O'Clock Rock

Why, yes, my refrigerator is running. Why do you ask?

"Chain of Fools," Paul Revere & The Raiders
"You're Fooling You," The Dramatics
# "Schoolin' And Foolin'," Don Julian and the Larks
"A Fool in Love," The Levon Helm Band
"Ship of Fools," World Party
"Like A Fool," Superchunk
"When I Was A Fool," Concrete Blonde
"King of Fools," Social Distortion
# "Fools Gold," Rachel Sweet
"What Kind of Fool Am I?" Rick Springfield
"River of Fools," Los Lobos
"Fool," Cat Power
"Who Will the Next Fool Be," Charlie Rich
"Don't Let The Green Grass Fool You," Wilson Pickett
"My Foolish Heart," The Legendary Jim Ruiz Group
"Genitalia Of A Fool," Glenn Tilbrook
"Sentimental Fool," Lloyd Cole
"Only A Fool Would Say That," Ivy
"Fools Gold," The Stone Roses

This Friday's iMix: Fool Frontal
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

Once upon a time, they were "funky" and "caused dancing," before they were "carriers" and "caused fleeing"...

"Chicken Payback," A Band Of Bees
"Mansize Rooster," Supergrass
”Chicken Little Was Right," The Turtles
# "Finger Licking Chicken," The Radars
# "The Hen (Pt. 1)," Louis Chachere
# "Crazy Chicken," Graham Central Station
"Do the Funky Chicken," Rufus Thomas
"Chicken Pox," Booker T. & The M.G.'s
"Memphis Women and Chicken," Dan Penn
"Chicken Shack," Charlie Musselwhite
"Chicken Shake," Stereo MC's
"Chicken," Devendra Banhart
"Chicken Grease," D'Angelo
"How Funky Is Your Chicken," Jackson 5
# "White Feathers In The Coop," Dan Del Santo
"Sweet Rhode Island Red," Ike & Tina Turner
"Egg Man," The Beastie Boys
"A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off," The Magnetic Fields
"Chicken Talk," Yma Sumac

This Friday's iMix: Chicken!
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's** Five O'Clock O'Rock

It might backfire, but will nevertheless aspire.

“On Fire,” Van Halen
“Sultans Of Swing,” Dire Straits
“The Daze,” Backyard Tire Fire
“Let's Groove,” Earth Wind & Fire
“Desire,” En Vogue
“Vampire,” Black Uhuru
“Yellow Sapphire,” Smoke & Mirrors
# “Light My Fire,” Astrud Gilberto
“Ire,” The Strawberry Smell
“No Cars Go,” Arcade Fire
“The Queen of Ur and the King of Um,” Wire
“Spitfire,” The Spinanes
“Hotwire,” The Flesh Eaters
“Misfire,” Neko Case & Her Boyfriends
“Haywire,” The Jayhawks
“Backfire,” Aimee Mann
“Tonight I Will Retire,” Damien Jurado
“Concrete and Barbed Wire,” Lucinda Williams
“Goodnight Irene,” Bryan Ferry

This Friday's iMix: Ire Land
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

** To be more exact, "Yesterday's." This week's installment was delayed due to conceptual difficulties. I mean, how would YOU spell "My Kind of Lover" musician Billy Sq____? Well, me too, until about 4:55 PM.

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

You've got something on your lip. Right... there.

"Look at This Face (Oh My God They're Gorgeous)," Handsome Boy Modeling School
"Roller Derby Queen," Jim Croce
"Disco Lady," Johnnie Taylor
"Disco Boy," Frank Zappa
"Stuck on You," Lionel Richie
"Reconsider Me," Narvel Felts
"Up From The Skies," Jimi Hendrix Experience
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)," Hall & Oates
"Just One More Day," Otis Redding
"The Other Woman," Ray Parker, Jr.
"Don't Look Back," Boston
"Stay Clean," Motorhead
"Cowboy Movie," David Crosby
"Sold American," Kinky Friedman
"Te Na Na (Mama's Got a Baby Named)," Leon Redbone
"I Wish," Stevie Wonder
# "Jeopardy!" (theme from the TV show)
"Atlantic City (My Old Friend)," Robert Goulet
"Lydia The Tattoed Lady," Groucho Marx

This Friday's iMix: Mustache Day
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

(SNORT) Hoo-huh-wha?!

"Chicago Seemed Tired Last Night," The Hold Steady
"Sleepwalk Capsules," At The Drive-In
"Sleepless Night," King Diamond
"Sleepy Vampire," Supersuckers
"Fear of Sleep," The Strokes
"You Can't Walk in Your Sleep (If You Can't Sleep)," the Go-Go's
# "Restless," Cobras
"Sleepless," Rick Derringer
"Sleepless Night," The Kinks
"I Don't Sleep, I Dream", R.E.M.
"I Can't Go to Sleep," Wu-Tang Clan
"Tired Out," Buck 65
"Sleepwalkin',"Tom Verlaine
"Sleepless," Soul Coughing
# "I'm So Tired," the Beatles
"Tired Eyes," Neil Young
"We'll Never Sleep (God Knows We'll Try)," Rilo Kiley
"Sleepy California," Her Space Holiday
"Enter Sandman," Pat Boone

This Friday's iMix: OMG IM SFT
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

No other place like it. Now or ever.

"Native Stepson," Sonny Landreth
"Hot Tamale Baby," Buckwheat Zydeco
"Something's Wrong With This Picture," Galactic
# "Stretch Your Rubber Band," The Meters
# "Here Come the Girls," Ernie K-Doe
# "She's Taking My Part," Irma Thomas
# "Check Your Bucket," Eddie Bo
"I've Been So Lonely," Cookie & The Cupcakes
"Walking To New Orleans," Fats Domino
# "My Darlin' New Orleans," Lil’ Queenie & The Percolators
# "Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further," Lee Dorsey
"On Your Way Down," Allen Toussaint

This Friday's iMix: Do You Know What It Means...?
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes.)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

I cannot tell a lie. This one was a rush job before the long weekend. But it's still cherry.

"Don't Lie to Me," Big Star
# "Love is Lies," the Buzzcocks
"I Can Tell (When You're Telling Me Lies)," John Wesley Harding
"Lyin' Eyes," the Eagles
"What a Fool Believes," the Doobie Brothers
"Lies," J.J. Cale
"Lie Like a Rug," Kix
"You Lie," the Muffs
"Was It a Lie?" Sleater-Kinney
"That's a Lie," Too Much Joy
"Liar," Rollins Band
# "To Tell the Truth" (Theme from the TV Game Show)

This Friday's iMix: I Can't Not Tell a Lie
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

Here's how I roll.

"Seven Nation Army," The White Stripes
"Ten Year Plan," Therapy?
"Seven Day Weekend," New York Dolls
"Ten Lbs.," The Delta 72
"Seven Seas of Rhye," Queen
"Ten Percenter," Frank Black
"Seven Seas," Echo and The Bunnymen
"Ten to One," The Bats
"Seven," David Bowie
"Ten Men," Morcheeba
"Seven Long Years," The Guess Who
"Ten O'Clock," ? & The Mysterians

Then straight into the gutter.

This Friday's iMix: Seven-Ten Split

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

The big game calls for a D12-pack.

“High School,” MC5
“Down On The Street,” The Stooges
“Meet the Creeper,” Destroy All Monsters
“Mesmerizer,” The Come Ons
“Hey Sailor,” Detroit Cobras
“C'mon C'mon,” The Von Bondies
“Eat This City,” Thunderbirds Are Now!
“Dance Commander,” Electric Six
“Livin' for the City,” The Dirtbombs
“Hey Baby,” Ted Nugent
“Life In the D,” Brendan Benson
“I'm Bound to Pack it Up,” The White Stripes

This Friday's iMix: D-fense!

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Gimme My Mule," The Commodores
"Give Me Some Skin," James Brown
"Gimme What You Got," Keb' Mo'
"Give Me the Night," Randy Crawford
"Gimme Shelter," Merry Clayton #
"Give It to Me Baby," Rick James
"Gimme One of Those," The Brand New Heavies
"Give It to Me Two Times," Anders Osborne
"Give Me a Kiss," Van Morrison
"Give Me an Inch," Robert Palmer
"Give Me Strength," Eric Clapton
"Gimme a Pigfoot," LaVern Baker
"Gimme Some of That Yum Yum Yum," Johnnie Temple

This Friday's iMix: I've Got Needs
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock(s)

"Somebody Get Me a Doctor," Van Halen
"Calling Dr. Love," Kiss
"Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)", Robert Palmer
"Dr. Feelgood," Mötley Crüe
"The Doctor Is Calling," Megadeth
”I'm the Doctor," Motörhead
"Doctor Doctor," UFO
"Doctor, Doctor," The Who
"Dear Doctor," The Rolling Stones
"Doctor Wu," Steely Dan
"Doctor My Eyes," Jackson Browne
"Call the Doctor," J.J. Cale

This Friday's iMix: Five O'Clock Doc

And because it's been a long time, there was too much rock for just one twelve-pack:

"Bad Medicine," Bon Jovi
"Gimme Stitches," Foo Fighters
"Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine," The White Stripes
"National Health," The Kinks
"Hospital Bed," Ben Kweller
"Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out," The Replacements
"Sick and Tired," Alex Chilton
"Night Nurse," Gregory Isaacs
"Medicine Show," Big Audio Dynamite
"Anna Stesia," Prince #
"Emergency," Kool & The Gang
"Mr. Ambulance Driver," The Flaming Lips

This Friday's other iMix: Five O'Clock Doc 2: The Quackening
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Everybody, Everybody," Homestar Runner #
"Working for the Weekend," Loverboy
"Rainy Day Women #12 & 35," Bob Dylan #
"Hungry Heart," Bruce Springsteen
"Heartache Tonight," The Eagles #
"I've Got a Feeling," The Beatles #
"C'mon Everybody," Humble Pie
"Everybody Wants You," Billy Squier
"Everybody Wants Some!!" Van Halen
"Truth Hits Everybody," The Police
"Everybody Knows," Leonard Cohen
"Everyone's Gone to the Movies," Steely Dan
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World," Tears for Fears
"Everybody's My Friend," Kansas
"Everybody to the Limit," Homestar Runner #

This Friday's iMix: Everybody, Everybody
(# = Even too rocked out for iTunes)

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Quest for Fire," Iron Maiden
"Lost In America (Live Version)," Alice Cooper
"Some Kind of Wonderful," Grand Funk Railroad
"Colors," Ted Nugent & The Amboy Dukes
"Strange Brew," Cream
"Running On Empty," Jackson Browne
"Fame," David Bowie
"Tightrope," Stevie Ray Vaughan
"Firestarter," .38 Special
"Back to School," Ace Frehley
"No Way Out," Electric Light Orchestra
"All the Right Moves," David Hasselhoff

This Friday's iMix: Yellowed VHS Cases

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"The Bug," Dire Straits
"The Full Bug," Van Halen
"Badass Bug," The Cramps
"Love Bug," Marcy Playground
"Love Bug (Album Version)," Tower of Power
"Ugh! It's a Bug," Jim Post

This Friday's iMix: Bug!

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Funeral March of a Marionette," Arthur Fiedler & Boston Pops
"The Bride of Frankenstein - Main Title," Franz Waxman
"These Are the Ghosts," A Band of Bees
"Frankenstein," Edgar Winter
"Spirits in the Material World," The Police
"Star Wars Theme / Cantina Band," Meco
"Voodoo Village," Tony Joe White
"Hungry Like the Wolf," Duran Duran
"Haunted When the Minutes Drag," Love and Rockets
"Monster Mash," Bobby "Boris" Pickett
"Spiders (Kidsmoke)," Wilco
"Nothing Scares Us," New Black
"Clap for the Wolfman," The Guess Who
"Manny's Bones," Los Lobos
"Lights Out," Little Walter

This Friday's iMix: Rocktober 31st

Today's Five O'Clock Rock

"Mr. Roboto," Styx
"Iron Man," Black Sabbath
"Almost Human," Kiss
"Rockit," Herbie Hancock
"Powered Wig Machine," Desert Sessions
"I Robot," The Juan MacLean
"The Young Machines," Her Space Holiday
"Star Wars Theme / Cantina Band," Meco
"Telstar," The Tornados
"Robot Parade," They Might Be Giants

This Friday's iMix: Stupid Robot

Anytime Somebody Coins a New Word Beginning with "Bl"
To Cleverly Denote a Connection to "'Blogs," We Should ...

... have them "bleat" up.
... ignore any "blegging" for mercy.
... put out a contract on their "blife."
... stand over them as they "beed."
... stuff their corpse into a hollow "blog."

Today's FOCR: "Blah-Blah-Blah," Iggy Pop, Blah-Blah-Blah

Adventure Has a New _______

* Route to Work.
* Car. Well, "New Used."
* Apartment Much Closer to the El.
* Email Address, and Will Stop Checking This One Soon.
* Way of Organizing Its Bookmarks.
* Favorite Torani Flavor.
* Rule About Caffeine After Five.
* Xbox and Has Been Really Bad About Replying to Email. Sorry.
* Version of "Izzle"... "Ujo." Like, "It's the Shujo." Kind of Makes Everything Sound Bad Ass, You Know, Like Cujo. Shut Up.
* Boyfriend Who Treats It like a Princess and Will, in Time, Make Adventure Forget All About the Bastard-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

Today's FOCR: "Born for Adventure," Styx, Equinox

Final Proof I'm Going to Hell

My giggling at this totenpope headline yesterday:

Mourning Pilgrims Pitch Tents in Rome Streets

I always knew I was going. I just figured it'd be over something other than a seventh-grade joke. A sweet, sweet seventh-grade joke.

Today's FOCR: "Pope Festival," Camper Van Beethoven, Camper Van Beethoven (bonus tracks)

Five O'Clock Jockamo

The best radio station, on the best day, in the best city in the world.

All you'd need to know today.

Today's FOCR: WWOZ-FM, New Orleans, La.